Are You Cheap?

You might be cheap if...

• You wear a shirt until there are actual holes in it - and you aren't counting the teeny, tiny ones.


• You still wear the same green gym shorts you got in high school, despite the fact that they were too big in the first place, your mom keeps asking if you have any other shorts, and your sister has threatened to come take them from your house and burn them because you keep telling yourself that they're comfortable and they're only gym shorts, right?


• You keep the plastic bags from Walmart and use them to fill your trash cans and are constantly trying to think of other things you could use them for.


• You think hand-me-downs are a gift from You-Know-Who.


• You were thrilled when you found five pairs of pajama pants that are only slight too big at your last Enrichment table-swap.


• You think paying for TV is a sin and still use rabbit ears.


• You planted a garden full of vegetables and insist on eating them, even though you don't really like vegetables. (I know, I know, how can I not really like vegetables and be a vegetarian? The answer - I really, really like fruit and grains. I'm actually a frugrairian.)


• You became estatic when Walmart started putting their brand (GoodValue) in all that white packaging. No more searching through the items on the shelf, those white boxes and cans jump right out at you.